^ that sucks for the guy…
I got number 10.
He wanted more time to himself and to spend it with his cat.
This is like if I went, “Hey mom, I need to go get a couple shirts and like…maybe a jacket? I dunno, I just gotta pick up some stuff.”
And my mom was all, “I guess we’d better go to….WESTFIELD SHOPPING CENTER.”
And then smiled meaningfully.
Like, I really wish they’d stayed on this scene just like enough for Fred to be like, “…no shit, mum.”
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.
BROCONUTm a n g ERI NE
They all sound like ways to pronounce ‘Benedict Cumberbatch’