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X-Men: Days of Future Past Bloopers

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ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms:

lizthefangirl:

xibalbadance:

Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

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moornin:

we should all strive to be as body positive as moominpappa

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You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic.

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tastefullyoffensive:

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oeshka:

windschanging:

valkubus-shipper:

patrocluschironides:

are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

Or in the words of Eddie Izzard.. 

Because this cannot be reblogged enough.

Screaming silently in adoration

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excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

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Now I just sort of hate it.
We have no staff and have to work extra days sometimes if anyone asks for a day off.

I worked hard and requested to work Monday-Friday. I was just told that I have to start working weekends because “it isn’t fair”.

Today they accused me of time theft because the woman who works next door wanted to tell me about something to do with our store and how it was running while I did our bank run.

I asked to have Christmas off back in August and it was approved. The other day they told me I couldn’t have it anymore because “I’m already taking too many days off”. I asked for 1 day in November and haven’t taken any vacation this year.

I just want to leave and be done with it.

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inspired by the thousands of these going around

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galactic-kat:

wasarahbi:

emes:

leeantsypantsy:

all-aboutqoqo:

“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

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lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

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hetawholockvengerstuck:

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chapmangamo:

Pokemon can only say their own names, even in different languages.

good ol’ schlurp

Boober

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