~Breathless~

Here are the most DUMBEST reasons to break up with someone.

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:50:42 -0700

mapatolir:

rrami:

srajn:

casen:

Has anyone of you done any of these to someone?

VERY Dumb.

I won’t even have the heart to say these to anyone -.-

Actually… a friend of mine totally broke up with her boyfriend months back with #3 lol

^ that sucks for the guy…

I got number 10.
He wanted more time to himself and to spend it with his cat.

cptfunk: This is like if I went, “Hey mom, I need to go get a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:20:27 -0700

cptfunk:

This is like if I went, “Hey mom, I need to go get a couple shirts and like…maybe a jacket? I dunno, I just gotta pick up some stuff.”

And my mom was all, “I guess we’d better go to….WESTFIELD SHOPPING CENTER.”

And then smiled meaningfully.

Like, I really wish they’d stayed on this scene just like enough for Fred to be like, “…no shit, mum.”

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:40:15 -0700

itsvondell: Now I know what true power feels like

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:20:05 -0700

itsvondell:

Now I know what true power feels like

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6...

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:40:12 -0700

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

Describe yourself on anon and I will say if I'd date you

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:09:58 -0700

rainbowray614: canisbeta: ray the lorax DUDE IT’S MY FACE WHY...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:09:12 -0700

rainbowray614:

canisbeta:

ray the lorax

DUDE IT’S MY FACE

WHY WAS THIS NOT ON MY BLOG????

I WORE THAT SHIRT YESTERDAY!!!

riddle-my-hiddles: behind-these-fangirl-eyes: liquidpixie: dia...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:40:24 -0700

riddle-my-hiddles:

behind-these-fangirl-eyes:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

They all sound like ways to pronounce ‘Benedict Cumberbatch’

Bombergranate Cutecumber

best-of-funny: subaroosmiles: Vader’s Little Princess

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:20:23 -0700

best-of-funny:

subaroosmiles:

Vader’s Little Princess

I'm visiting my friend in Calgary this weekend

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:19:26 -0700

It’s pretty fun. I went to the zoo, and we hung around Otafest for a bot yesterday.

Today we’re at her sister’s house because they’re playing D&D.
I really wish I could have gone downtown or something, but apparently she wants to take me tomorrow.
So now I’m just stuck here while they play and it’s REALLY boring.

torikyuu: midnightsmusings: camflougedzut: See this book? It...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:25:14 -0700

torikyuu:

midnightsmusings:

camflougedzut:

See this book? It is a book about birthday. Each birthday has a page describing the person born on that, almost to a T.

It has the positives and negative traits of the birth date, advice/a description of the love life, career careers, lucky numbers, lucky days of the week, ect.

I’m bored, so let’s do something fun.

Reblog this with your birth date, and I will tell you what this book says about you.

EDIT: Please have your submit turned on.

August 22nd.

May 7th

April 15th

simplydalektable: foxnewsofficial: scuba-steve-damn-you: foxnewsofficial: SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:07:53 -0700

simplydalektable:

foxnewsofficial:

scuba-steve-damn-you:

foxnewsofficial:

SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD.

i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying

must have been an aggressive high five

Or a backhanded compliment

ponin-e: #WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU POTTER

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:40:18 -0700

ponin-e:

#WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU POTTER

ryaninwonderland: sharonosbourne: byrante: t1r3dofyourbullsh1t...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:20:15 -0700

ryaninwonderland:

sharonosbourne:

byrante:

t1r3dofyourbullsh1t:

there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake

This is the only good harlem shake video on the internet

iM GONNA PISS

OH MY GOD TVGRHUEJNKDM GEBFHJNE,MWRGEGR

tyleroakley: buzzfeed: George Takei responds to “traditional”...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:52:14 -0700

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.

George Takei is flawfree.

thesacredrealm: melodyquill: Maybe in time, you’ll want to be...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:40:10 -0700

thesacredrealm:

melodyquill:

Maybe in time, you’ll want to be mine…

x/x

i’ma cry ok

snowluna: amybouzagloofficial: coolguyhat: So using photoshop...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:15:36 -0700

snowluna:

amybouzagloofficial:

coolguyhat:

So using photoshop I switched the faces on Sam and Amy, the result made me laugh.

SERIOUSLY? FUCK OFF. STOP USING MY IMAGE AND POSTING IT ALL OVER THE INTERNET YOU DUMB SLUTS.

oh my god

weareinfinity: pharaohhearts: THIS So very, very perfect

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:20:20 -0700

weareinfinity:

pharaohhearts:

THIS

So very, very perfect

teppelin: have you ever had a game you wanted to replay but then there’s just one part that you...

Fri, 17 May 2013 07:00:05 -0700

teppelin:

have you ever had a game you wanted to replay but then there’s just one part that you fcking HATE and it’s just not worth it

That would be called “Ocarina of Time & the Water Temple”

deepfriedarchangel: you beautiful, beautiful man.

Fri, 17 May 2013 06:58:41 -0700

deepfriedarchangel:

you beautiful, beautiful man.